[Chorus: FunnyMike]
Merry Christmas, I've been naughty (naughty)
If I don't get no presents, I'mma steal from somebody (somebody)
Merry Christmas, fuck that shit (that shit)
'Cause all I want for Christmas is to fuck yo' bitch (yo' bitch)
I said...
"Merry Christmas, I've been naughty (naughty)
If I don't get no presents, I'mma steal from somebody (somebody)
Merry Christmas, fuck that shit (that shit)
'Cause all I want for Christmas is to fuck yo' bitch" (yo' bitch)

[Verse 1: Chad Tepper]
Mercedes-Benz glidin' through the snow (skrrt)
She actin' icy, but she ain't got no control (nope)
My girl stole my heart, that was a go (yuh)
She got me up-knotted, totem pole (bam)
Girl, drop it to the floor, (okay), oh no, that troll (that troll)
I can put the mistletoe down low (you won't)
If you bein' naughty, I got the call (woo)
'Boutta walk up on the powerful (blow it up)
This Christmas, I'm about to hit the flo'
Hit the flo' (bam)
Last Christmas, I was poor, felt ignored (yup)
Now my off-white, I buy it all in the store (woo)
Merry Christmas from the "Ain't Hit's" (woo)
This year, 2019, we runnin' shit
And don't tell my bitch
[Chorus: FunnyMike]
Merry Christmas, I've been naughty (naughty)
If I don't get no presents, I'mma steal from somebody (somebody)
Merry Christmas, fuck that shit (that shit)
'Cause all I want for Christmas is to fuck yo' bitch (yo' bitch)
I said...
"Merry Christmas, I've been naughty (naughty)
If I don't get no presents, I'mma steal from somebody (somebody)
Merry Christmas, fuck that shit (that shit)
'Cause all I want for Christmas is to fuck yo' bitch" (yo' bitch)

[Verse 2: FunnyMike]
Merry Christmas
I like wonder where's the puppies (no puppies)
Yo' bitch wanna fuck me (fuck me)
But that bitch too ugly (woo)
Santa Claus (Santa)
I hope you die (you die)
Lookin' up
It's a sleigh in the sky (Santa)
Drop your presents off if you don't use a bitch (bitch)
All my dudes just wanna fuck yo' bitch (woo)
Santa (Santa)
I will run over your elves with a tractor (tractor)
Ooh, and I hope it go faster (ooh)
I just wanna play "Jingle Bells" while yo' bitch play jingle with my balls (balls)
I feel like Santa Claus (Santa)
I'm a all-out Adderoll (yeah)
[Outro: FunnyMike]
You're so (gay)
Ayy, let me hear that