[Chorus]
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic

[Verse 1]
Ayo, one hot summer night after ballin' hard
I went to the phone booth with my calling card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother fuck a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The bitch came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo
But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho
So we was sitting in the living room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't fuck with a sleazy ho
Yo we was cooling, watching some TV show
I was crackin sex jokes, tryna get the puss'
And this bitch was kicking scripts, beating round the bush
Talking 'bout rhyme for me L man fuck rhyming
Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease
Ayo, 'cause Big L's quick to tell a bitch leave."
Ayo my game started fucking with her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea
Yo, I'ma kill that bitch, the next time that I see her
[Chorus]
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

[Verse 2]
One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and bumped my shit on the corner
I saw this girl walking by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I got a man," "I ain't ask you that"
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich
Then walked away with a switch, I said, "Fuck you bitch."
Another girl walked by, I paused
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"
Ayo, game I kicked well
I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see"
Ayyo, my pockets was extra thick
"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick"
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel
And when it comes to this I'm a professor
I didn't molest her, I caressed her, undressed her then sexed her
But I must be getting bolder
Because I didn't put a helmet on my mother fucking soldier
I started sticking up quick
And the next time I took a leak a motherfuckin' flame shot out my dick
[Chorus]
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

[Outro]
Ayo L these bitches be burnin’ the dog shit outta n***as, know what I’m sayin’?
Who you tellin’ man? These bitches nowadays’d have a n***a dick drippin’ lava
*Laughter*
You know what I’m sayin’? Ayo, these bitches’ll have a n***a, give a n***a’s balls a heat rash or somethin’ man
Okay…
Man fuckin’ with these hoes without a rubber nowadays is like bungee jumpin’ with a rope around your neck
That’s like playin’, [laughter], that’s like playin’ Russian roulette with a shotgun
Ayo word, ayo, ayo man, fuck a rubber man, I’m a start puttin’ balloons on my dick, dog, ayo I’m a start puttin’ suntan lotion on my dick or somethin’. Ayo these bitches is triflin’ dog. Ay I’m gettin’ the fuck up out of here man
Aight, let’s bounce
Aight