[Intro]
Razor

[Verse]
Rap like I'm on the dean's list honor roll
When I spin schemes like a seamstress (On a roll)
Seedless (On a roll) y'all plead fifths like you speechless
My speech sick like I got a cold
Double rainbow flow, got a pot of gold
Yo, I'm a level ninety-nine, y'all do not evolve
Pokémon flows, I done found 'em, I caught 'em all
Y'all can't spit like your mouth's full of cotton balls
The rap game, you are not involved
Every sorta thing I'm good at is a problem you gotta solve
Enthusiasm, you should curb it, talk less
I be breathin' fire like a serpent, Loch Ness
Evangelic like a church is, God bless
Y'all ain't even gotta hear the sermon, just nod yes
Or applaud, yes, Jean-Claude Van Damme
When I kick a verse up on SoundCloud, Bandcamp
When I kick a verse like it's Tae Kwon Do
With the mic on low, you a micron, I'm an icon
Whether iPod or a Nikon
"Oh my God, yo, there ain't nobody like Khan" (Nobody)
That's all I hear when I'm outside (Outside)
When I kick it high gear with the sound bytes (Sound bytes)
Khan goin' mad like I'm King Lear (King Lear)
Really, though, goin' mad, I don't think clear (Sike!)
Nowadays, I spend all my time on the couch
Watching old episodes of "The View" while I drink beer
I used to go to bars, but I'd just make it weird
Walk into the club with a cape and a fake beard
And maybe buy an appletini with the peach fizz
Panic on the dance floor, stand there, speechless
(Uh...) Stand there, speechless
(Uh-) Stand there, speechless (Yo-)

[Outro]
Yo, Sher Khan, what- what are you doin' here?
Don't you hang out at Starbucks?
Sher Khan, y- are you okay, man?
Speechless!