[Intro]
Woo

[Verse]
Bet my money on a stupid boy, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my ass back
I just gotta leave this place with a big win
So I found a fuckin' jockey and I shagged him (Pick it up)
Pushed him down to the ground and I kissed him in his face (In his face)
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place)
Me and the boy, we ran out of the place (The place)
Then I took that boy back to my place

[Chorus]
Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid bird, I just fell off of the Bird
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog
Stole the money in your bank account

[Bridge]
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Racing horses at the derby
Why am I always so damn lucky?
I always have all your money
I always win all the money
[Chorus]
Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid bird, I just fell off of the Bird
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog
Stole the money in your bank account

[Refrain]
Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account

[Outro]
Stole the money in your bank account
(Ice cream time!)
Stole the money in your bank account