{Intro}
Discount Bois!

{Verse 1: Rockin Jack}

Bet my stupid run on Cappy and I lost that
So i ran to Nintendo to get my time back
I just gotta leave this day with a PB
So i found fucking Cappy and took him with me
Pushed him down, to the ground and I punched him in his face (In his face!)
Yeah, I saw that hat and put him in his place (In his place!)
Me and Cappy, we ran out of the place
Then we took the vibes back to my place

{Chorus: Rockin Jack}
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs

{Interlude: Rockin Jack}
M
Allright CJ
It's your turn!
{Verse 2: cyja}
Stupid Cappy and a sub 3:00 Lake split
Bet my run on no dropped dive inputs
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Racing SmallAnt and {?}
Why am I never getting lucky
I never get any PBs
All because of stupid Cappy
{Chorus: Rockin Jack, cjya}
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs, oh no
Stupid Cappy, now this run is pretty crappy
Lots of resets and no finished runs