I’ve got a black shirt, black nails, and a black heart
I even have the newest pair of trippp pants in my shopping cart
Black pants, black socks, and black kicks
I bet you didn’t know that Edgar Allen Poe is my side-chick

My parents don’t get me and my teachers are lame
Yeah, no one understands me, that’s why I always complain
My life is black, like my coffee, and if you talk shit to me
I’ll get your face and I’ll scream RAWR XD

You think you’re hardcore but you don't even smoke cigarettes
You think you’re tough but just look at the way you dress
I don’t wanna hear about it, so just drop it
I’ll take you on a journey at your nearest hawt topic

We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees and some color for your hair
You’ll get lots of attention, yeah so many people will stare
Throw away all your stuff with color that you’re not gonna miss
Now you can be just like the rest of us, a non-conformist

I talk about it everywhere I go
I sleep in a casket. That’s where I scream and moan
I’m pretty sure I’m a vampire
It’s really all I desire

I’m not really one for attention but I will make a scene
I’d rather be alone that’s why I’m always at the mall with my fiends
We never go out in public
That’s why we’re always in public
Wait..that can’t be right
What. The. Fuck
You think you’re hardcore but you don't even smoke cigarettes
You think you’re tough but just look at the way you dress
I don’t wanna hear about it, so just drop it
I’ll take you on a journey at your nearest hawt topic

We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees and some color for your hair
You’ll get lots of attention, yeah so many people will stare
Throw away all your stuff with color that you’re not gonna miss
Now you can be just like the rest of us, a non-conformist