Daddyphatsnaps
One Punch Man Rap
[Verse 1: DPS]
It's really hard to get excited about anything
I’ve seen it all, had many enemies varying
That's the scary thing, it doesn't matter, I’m burying
Anyone who is challenging with one punch parrying
It wasn't always like this , so lifeless
I craved power, but the struggle is priceless
I was righteous, Saved a child's life
In a fight with a tie and I left the guy eyeless
That was the beginning, but I knew if I could train
I could raise my power level to a bar that's insane
First 100 push-ups, pushing through the pain
Followed by 100 crunches, pulling through the strain
Finally 100 squats moving through the chain
To a 10K run, what I do is brewing gains
Turn the AC off, it's torture, but the brain
Needs will to remain calm when a dame's like
Mr One Punch, I really need your services
I heard your skills are superlative, that affirmative?
City Z is undergoing disturbances
Coming from all angles, breaking through any surfaces
You're a hero, this is what your purpose is
Wrangle all these circuses back to hell's furnaces
Maybe one of these people will pose an obstacle
But If not, the cleanup, I’m not responsible
[Hook: Bonecage]
I punch you down, move it on to the next fight
Do I know you? And have I crushed your face before?
And everything is so boring
I punch you down, move it on to the next fight
(Have you seen my body?)
Do I know you? And have I crushed your face before?
And everything is so boring
[Verse 2: DPS]
Now I’m mangling bad guys and taking names
Wrangling lames, Strangling reigns
Dangling fame does nothing to motivate, dang it
I'm aching in pain, I’m waiting to say
There's a strain to saving the day
But other enemies vanquished
Without breaking a sweat, blood, tears or anguish
So I sit in my apartment under blankets
And languish about a villain equal on my rank list
Will it ever come I'm starting to lose faith
All I want is a cut, or maybe a bruised face
Until then villains beware, I'm still here
All I need is one punch, consisted and real clear
[Hook: Bonecage]
I punch you down, move it on to the next fight
Do I know you? And have I crushed your face before?
And everything is so boring
I punch you down, move it on to the next fight
(Have you seen my body?)
Do I know you? And have I crushed your face before?
And everything is so boring