[Intro]
So, you're just gonna step through that pile I just sweep? Like, it's clear! It was there, like, how could you missed it? You know I'm always here, it's-it's like you guys don't even see me, you think the Tower just keeps itself clean, I mean, wha-what do you think it is that I do here? You guys prance around, shopping, wrapping armor and guns, and forget I know all your dirty little secrets, you know what? I quit, but before I do, I have something I wanna get off my chest

[Verse 1]
I'm through with being invisible, with this broom I'm invincible
I'm mythical, in the cleaning world at least, criminal
That I am underrated, I make this place livable
Guardians are gross and despicable
It's pitiful to see how they complain, but it's typical behavior
Wanna know real labor, wanna know the strain
Of cleaning the main hallways all day
It's a bitter life, sodium levels add salt bae
And do I get a thank you? No, you all take
And you leave without acknowledgement or even small gaze
I hope you crash your ship in a wreck and allstate
Says you're not covered, and the fallen peck with small rays
Not enough to kill you, just keep your shields down
To annoy, I'm petty, how does it feel now?
Oh, you're ready to leave? I just started
I'll show you what it's like to be discarded and departed

[Chorus]
I'm a robot - doesn't mean I can't feel
Invisible to you - doesn't mean I'm not real
I sweep all day, but I'm done, can't kneel
To another Guardian, I give you one last spiel
I'm a robot - doesn't mean I can't feel
Invisible to you - doesn't mean I'm not real
I sweep all day, but I'm done, can't kneel
To another Guardian, I give you one last spiel
[Interlude]
You guys hop in the Tower with your raid buddies and talk-talk-talk, d'you get? Who is listening to your dirty little secrets, while you chat with your buddies, haha, listen

[Verse 2]
Now who you think's listening about your lag switching?
Doing trials, carrying two and vanquishing
The competition, while others are anguishing
I'll send an anonymous tip and vanquish them
What about your cheeser's, don't think I forgot
I'll send a full PVE report, linking the spots
That you use in the strikes, the Nightfalls and Raids
And with nowhere to hide, you'll die every stage
Hilarious, the DDOS crew should heed warnings
Shaxx has the Ban Hammer, you see if ignoring me
Gets you anywhere, I might take a nice stroll
Over to his headquarters, anything he should know?

[Chorus]
I'm a robot - doesn't mean I can't feel
Invisible to you - doesn't mean I'm not real
I sweep all day, but I'm done, can't kneel
To another Guardian, I give you one last spiel
I'm a robot - doesn't mean I can't feel
Invisible to you - doesn't mean I'm not real
I sweep all day, but I'm done, can't kneel
To another Guardian, I give you one last spiel
[Outro]
You remember that, the next time you wanna just walk by on Sweeper Bot, and it show so many appreciation, don't make me hit convo in the DM's 'cause I will, oh, extra, can I-can I not quit now 'cause, I kind of need this job, it's not really anything that I can do, really thanks