[Intro: Thrizzy]
Hello, my soulless friend, I bet you're wondering why you're here now, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, where sinners can become saints with a devilish amount of work, so they say

[Verse 1: Thrizzy]
Welcome, it's nice to meet ya
Sorry, there's no angels to greet ya
I can tell by your facial features
That you were expecting something else
They believe they can make you change
But I'm just here for the devilish games
Luckily, you're used to flames
'Cause now you're in the hottest corner of Hell
You might think you have a chance to change, but soon
You'll come to realize you'll never leave this place
So steal a seat, kick up your feet, and make some friends
We're all stuck here forever, good luck getting out!

[Chorus: GameboyJones]
One, two, test, test, welcome to the show
Where Hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back, relax, reap what you sow
Done things that Heaven only knows
Don't fret, these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
'Cause we're all sinners in the end
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[Verse 2: GameboyJones]
Who is hating? They better go check the ratings
You know that your boy is hot 'cause I'm shining right next to Satan
And Hades, there's no debating, and if you did, you're mistaken
You really think you can take me, best bring the army and navy
Fuck a truce, if I see an angel, put 'em in a noose
I'm amused by you Goofy's, how you always play the fool?
Chuck the deuce, see you later, au revoir, arrivederci
I'm that crazy motherfucker, they don't wanna see me loose
And when I start approaching, feel your heart get a little faster
'Cause there's no use of running, but I'd love to hear pitter-patter
Now I'm the talk of town, but I don't like to hear chitter-chatter
So if I take your life, no guarantee that you'll get one after
There's a perfect spot where you can
Lay your head and have your nightmares
Don't you mind the corpse that's in the
Corner of the room?
You're so lucky, you have issues
That's the reason that we picked you
Stop your crying, grab a tissue
So it's a deal, shake my hand

[Chorus: GameboyJones]
One, two, test, test, welcome to the show
Where Hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back, relax, reap what you sow
Done things that Heaven only knows
Don't fret, these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
'Cause we're all sinners in the end
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Welcome to the show
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[Outro: GameboyJones]
That's all, folks! Remember to tip your waitress on the way out, and remember radio's not dead, but we are ending this broadcast, goodnight!