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Aang VS Edward Elric (Deathbattle Rap)
[Intro: Wiz & Boomstick]
Alright, the combatants are set
Let's end this debate once and for all
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
[Aang/GBJ]
100 years of sleep and I gotta fight an alchemist
How is this a fair fight? Break it down, how bout this?
I don't need to clap to deploy all my options
I'll blood bend your body, It's over no contest
[Edward/NLJ]
I can tall that you're 100 years old with those rhymes
I'm an alchemic genius deconstructing all your lines
Mater of fact, heard you're having trouble making fire when you rap
Don't make me call my boy Mustang in a snap
[Aang/GBJ]
You're already missing limbs, you've been naughty
Treat you like your brother and I'll leave you with no body
I don't really care that you tried to bring your mom back
You can go and see her when I kill you in this combat
[Edward/NLJ]
You can't even bend metal, good luck against us
Turn my arm into a sword and now you got your hands up
Think the fire nation killed the Airbenders, right?
Look inside this red stone, it was me the whole time
[Hook: JT Music]
Step to us if you're ready to weather this
Good luck cause you're up against the elements
Airbender or Fullmetal Alchemist
Sounds like it's time that a death battle settles this
So if you're down to get rattled
Stick around this track about to get metal
Turns out it's just another rap that'll
End up in another epic DEATH BATTLE
[Edward/NLJ]
Sorry Aang, your career is way past the gate
Soon as M Night Shamylan made that mistake
Plus you married Katara man, ain't no ugly bending
I don't even like milk, but I got a girl like Winry
[Aang/GBJ]
You really took that dwarf in a flask, so why fight me
Heard you're 4'11, oh my god, that's so tiny
Now you're looking up to me, just like your father
I'm basically a god, why would I fight a toddler
[Edward/NLJ]
I you call me short, then I'm calling you an ambulance
Mastered every element of Hip-Hop when I was seven
I've heard better lines coming from oppa with his sound
Look at your forehead, cause you know you're going down
[Aang/GBJ]
In the avatar state, you ain't safe, put you in your place
Wind, water, fire and earth, I brought it to your face
How do you not know that you about to be owned
I'll break your body down and make you a philosopher's stone
[Hook: JT Music]
Step up if you're ready to weather this
Good luck cause you're up against the elements
Airbender or Fullmetal Alchemist
Sounds like it's time that a death battle settles this
So if you're down to get rattled
Stick around this track about to get metal
Turns out it's just another rap that'll
End up in another epic DEATH BATTLE