[Verse 1: GameboyJones]
Hopped on the beat, then I went Super Saiyan
That line just got me one mill' in the bank
Anime rap is the shit that is paying
When all of my skills are the lowest in rank
My house got a moat, I drive a Bugatti
And whipping big boats, I don't do Lil Yachty's
With all of this money, been eating so good
I'm like Choji - the way that I got a big body
They say I'm lame 'cause I rap about fiction
But, honestly, don't you all do the same shit?
You ain't got a house, and you don't have no money
You don't pop no guns, and you don't got that whip
See, ain't it funny? You character rap
'Cause I know that ain't you that you put in the story
And if you don't like me and think that I'm boring
Just stay in your Lane, I ain't talking 'bout Tory
Nah, I'm just playing, man, I know my shit is wack, bro
But you ain't shocked, that's the opposite of Zapdos
DPS, why'd you even buy that Mac Pro?
Say a reference, automatic - how my cash flows
Coming to your live from the basement
We don't kill shit, no Freddy or Jason
I'm complacent, no need for innovation
I got the formula, copy and paste it
It's amazing, everything that I'm lacking in skill
Ultimately are what pays for my bills
Just bought a house, but that Easy Bag hitting
I'll go buy another in Beverly Hills
[Chorus: Daddyphatsnaps]
Who got time for a chorus? It's an Easy Bag, yuh
Oh, my numbers look enormous, it's an Easy Bag, woah
I don't care about performance, just an Easy Bag, yuh
Having talents not important, what is? Easy Bag, yuh
Who got time for a chorus? It's an Easy Bag, yuh
Oh, my numbers look enormous, it's an Easy Bag, woah
I don't care about performance, just an Easy Bag, yuh
Having talents not important, what is? Easy Bag, yuh

[Verse 2: Daddyphatsnaps]
Pop that champagne, it's a celebration
Finessing anime bags, zero hesitation
I just make a reference, and the Guac, it fall
I say I'm over nine thousand, and they shocked and awed
I got that central heating, it's luxury I'm chasing
This bass is shaking all the coasters in my mother's basement
Strapped with all the greatest playlists playing only OST's, please
One flow, no bonus schemes, I just want to get by with the lowest means
I can't rap about life, I got low esteem
Every punchline I make has got focused beams
I just wish I was them, they capping
And they only rap about things that have actually happened
And thus far getting checks
Even though that I'm subpar at it's best
It's hard being wack, I barely can live with myself
Us anime rappers need help
We are trash, garbage
We are bad artists
Easy Bags, tarnished
On our backs - targets
Rightfully so, I wake up and dip all my toes
In the pool with a maid in a fit like a hoe
And I reach for my phone, and my screen is my boat
And there's me with some cheese, a ravine and a moat
I don't even use keys when I key in my notes
I just press all the letters, and gee, I compose!
Then I make a few Frieza bars speak how I'm cold
And I tee the upload, and we reap in the dough
I wish I could have lived to their standards
How could they leave me off the list? Them bastards
I could have had that clout plus swag
But instead I gotta sit here and clutch this Bag, ah
[Chorus: Daddyphatsnaps]
Who got time for a chorus? It's an Easy Bag, yuh
Oh, my numbers look enormous, it's an Easy Bag, woah
I don't care about performance, just an Easy Bag, yuh
Having talents not important, what is? Easy Bag, yuh
Who got time for a chorus? It's an Easy Bag, yuh
Oh, my numbers look enormous, it's an Easy Bag, woah
I don't care about performance, just an Easy Bag, yuh
Having talents not important, what is? Easy Bag, yuh