[Intro]
Give it one time for the Stupendium really quick. Can I get my man GameboyJones on the stage? This is gonna be a Pokemon rap battle between Pikachu and Eevee because he's soft and cuddly

DJ hit that! Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics plays
Other track, there we go

[Pikachu]
Back in 1996, a spark began to glow
Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens across the globe
I'm the mascot! Yeah I'm the face that runs the game
While you're another throwaway who has been known to run away!
That's your best ability, no adaptability
Saves a bratty daft Eevee from my attack agility!
Crackle all my foes, tackle with my volts!
I'm a master on my own, only high up when you're stoned!
Handout to your trainer buddy, I'm a real catch!
Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track!

[Eevee]
Why don't you pass the baton to a viable 'mon
That verse was a catastropika thinking that 'cha really strong
This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped
Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type
I'm your natural predator, this fox devours mice
If you try to nuzzle up to me you'll wind up with a bite!
If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps
That's gonna dominate this 'mon we hate like EVOboosted stats!
[Pikachu]
Claim my stats are weak, but just look at where I be
I am Trainer Red's lead, Espeon is off his team!
None of your evolutions are effective when we fight
Your silly gimmick lost it's magic when you gained a fairy type!
I'm your natural predator, this fox devours mice
If you try to nuzzle up to me you'll wind up with a bite!
When I thunderbolt, 10 milli volts are surgin' through and through!
From the anime to our new games who's really choosin' you?

[Eevee]
We've got a lot in common, we've progressed throughout the games
I've obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay
Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm
I'm a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm
Hey you Pikachu!, I anticipate your moves!
If that was your last resort then I've got some awful news
I am shocked with disappointment but you've got a good excuse
Your trainer's too big of a dumb Ash to evolve you (Ooo)

[Outro]
Game over! Thank you everybody! VideoGameRapBattles!