[Verse 1: Mario (Mega Ran)]
We're the Mario Brothers and plumbin’s our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double
We're faster than the others, you’ll be hooked on the brothers
Get hooked on the brothers

[Verse 2: Luigi (GameboyJones)]
Yo, yo, you're in for a treat, so hang onto your seat
Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
You'll meet Koopas the Troopas, the Princess and the others
Hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers to the bridge!
Hooked on the brothers

[Interlude: Mario & Luigi (Mega Ran & GameboyJones)]
-You know what? The song is so great, bro! But what if we updated it? I'm talking remix it!
-Yeah! When you flipping like this!

[Verse 3: Mario & Luigi (Mega Ran & GameboyJones)]
Switch the beat up and turn it up loud
Who be jumping over chasms and walking on clouds?
Who be bouncing on tracks like Koopa Troopa shells?
It's the brothers that you call before anyone else
Bust a brick with my fist when I'm powered up
Steady spitting fire when I’m flowered up, they know not to challenge us
Grab the coins - count ’em up, I'mma need a hundred
Hit the drain pipe running, ’cause I'm going Koopa hunting
Goodness gracious! Let me hip you on the latest
Any function the brothers is in - we elevate it
L-U-I-G-I, we fly like P wings
Nothing but a G thing, levels we completing
We run, jump, win, like it's all I know
Better call my bro - M-A-R-I-O
Even small I know that the passion is large
I'm feeling invincible like I’m grabbing a Star
Keep the action bizzare, put the cash in the car
Hit the warp zone, homie, I'mma catch you tomorrow
The cats with the caps and the stache are in charge
I'm raising the flag 'cause the castle is ours