[Intro: 9th Wonder on WJLR, carried over from the previous track]
Man, what's the deal with all that, man?
I'ma let my man Phonte, man, tell you how I feel about that...

[Chorus: Phonte as Percy Miracles]
Just make me hot, P
Hold me down, P
Make me hot, P
Hold me down, P!

[Verse 1: Phonte as Percy Miracles]
We was in the club
That's where I saw you
It was my n***a P
He was a tall dude
Wanted to get your number
So I could call you
Come into Missie Anne's
Hope P don't fall through

[Chorus: Phonte as Percy Miracles]
Just make me hot, P
Hold me down, P
Make me hot, P
Hold me down, P!
[Verse 2: Phonte as Percy Miracles, Little Brother & Mike Burvick]
P... my singer don't know how to sing...
Just make me hot!
P... I don't got no hook...
Just make me hot!
P... I don't know how to write sixteen bars!
Just make me hot!
P! Aw... just make me hot, now!
(Just make me hot now)

[Skit: Big Pooh as an aspiring rapper, 9th Wonder]
Yo, P – whattup, dawg...
Yo, what's the deal, man, what's up with it ya, man?
I need a beat, dawg!
What kinda beats you need, maaan?
Ma-ma–man... I need some some '72 Dramatics
An-an-an-an-and-and... some of that '83 Ready For The World
With Sheila E. on the congos!
Ohhh my god... {*laughs*}
Make me hot, P! Make me hottt!
{*laughter intensifies*}

Maaaan... fuck P! Roy Lee got hotter beats anyway! N***a!

[Outro: WJLR harmonized jingle]
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoooaaaa-ohh-ooh-ohhh