Starbomb
Intro (Player Select)
[Arin Hanson] Ho, ho, ho, he, he, he
And that's when I went to pee
[Dan Avidan] Nailed it!
[Arin Hanson] Hi there! I'm Arin Hanson. I was just finishing up my amazing "1, 2, 3, I gotta go pee" song from the last Starbomb album. Thanks for coming to my space mansion! My friends Danny and Brian from Ninja Sex Party have been crashing up here with me while we wrote this album
[Dan Avidan] That's right, Arin! It sure has been fun orbiting the Earth with you! This mansion has style! We've been bathing in champagne every night, taking our diamond space helicopter out for joy rides, partying with supermodels, robots, robot supermodel robots and occasionally writing music!
[Arin Hanson] Remember that time when Ninja Brian opened the airlock and flipped us off as our chests collapsed from the sudden decompression?
[Dan Avidan] Hahaha! Yes, I do! What a merry prankster! Anyway, this is the time on the album where we respectfully thank video game developers for not suing us! Ninja Brian, would you care to explain the intricacies of Fair Use and Parody law?
[Brian Wecht] ...
[Arin Hanson] Thank you Brian, and thank you, the fans, for buying this album and supporting us!
[Dan Avidan] We love you, so damn much! And without you, we wouldn't have been able to afford this fart sound effect... *fart*
[Arin Hanson] Yay! And now, on with the show! *burp*