[Verse 1]
The private life of Bill and Sue
Can you dig what I'm telling you?
No one knows just why we care
We see their faces everywhere

[Refrain]
The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

[Chorus]
From California to Mexico
Everybody's just got to know
Dallas, Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

[Verse 2]
The private life of Bill and Sue
The world is wondering what they do
We watch them on our TV screen
Their lives are like a movie scene
[Refrain]
The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

[Chorus]
From California to Mexico
Everybody's just got to know
Dallas, Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

[Bridge]
Sometimes life can be so strange
Maybe we're just looking for a change

[Chorus]
From California to Mexico
Everybody's just got to know
Dallas, Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue
[Outro]
(Hum-ba-de-ya-de-um, ba-de-ya-de-ay)
(Hum-ba-de-ya-de-um, ba-de-ya-de-I)
From California to Mexico
Everybody's just got to know
Dallas, Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Bill and Sue, stars of a once-popular reality show [?] reported lost at sea today, along with their camera crew, while filming an episode on vacation [?]
Skeptics speculate the once-popular [?] treating them in public [?]...