[Verse 1]
Okay, here we go again, I'm stuck here with a friend
I wouldn't really mind, but she looks like my uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
'Cause she got more hair than I do growing on her chin
This ain't the army, where them bombs be?
In her teeth she got salami, maybe broccoli
I'mma need to keep my distance, walkie talkie
Look like she been hit by Rocky Girl
I'm sorry, but oh my God
She just whispered in my ear “I think you're hot”
I should whisper in her ear “I think you're not”
She said let's call a cab, I'd rather call the cops
Honestly I'd rather make out with a dog, eww
Girl, I don't wanna be no hero like Superman saving people
No, I don't wanna meet your parents even it it's Robert Di Nero
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
I got you, homie, yeah, it's not a problem

[Chorus ]
Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade

[Verse 2]
Can someone help me?
This girl's gon' need more than a filter to take a selfie
Guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter and didn't tell me
Then that would make this chick my cousin, and that ain't healthy
I mean that's literally incest
But momma didn't raise a quitter, so I guess I'm getting with her
Close my eyes about to kiss
Ugh, I can't do it man, I'm sorry

[Chorus]
Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade
[Bridge]
Please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone
Well, I could, but I won't
'Cause that threesome would be gross
Oh, please don't go ‘cause I can't do this alone
Well, it don't have to last too long
Just enough for me to cum

[Chorus]
Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade