[Verse 1: Penn, Kim]
With so much drama on Halloween
My little four year old, he can't decide between these
Somehow it's okay, he's gonna make
Six costume changes, like, every single day
May I pick a little something for my wife?
That's kinda sexy (Not on your life!)
But this is what Halloween's become
And I'm not complaining (I'm not twenty-one)
We got witches in the cul-de-sac, eating my corn
And they ain't leaving 'til six in the morning (six in the morning!)
'Cause Halloween's a Friday
Which means the whole dang block's having a spooky party
We wanna wear something funny, please
We got M.C. Hammer pants, how cool are these?
Grown-up costumes, we like living large
But we never get to wear 'em 'cause our daughter's in charge
So turn out the lights and close the door
But, but what? You don't love them clothes
So Lola, she denounces this
These up, those down, while the Holderni bounce to this

[Chorus]
Rollin' down the street with my kinfolk
Dressed like a giant moose
Laidback with my mind on my candy and my candy on my mind
Going trick-or-treat, check your window
Olaf's on the loose
Laidback with my mind on my candy and my candy on my mind
[Verse 2: Penn, Snoopy-J]
Later on that day, my neighbor Snoopy-J
Rolled up with her daughter, Mary Kaye
Hey, this chocolate has peanuts? It's gonna make her choke
Gimme something else, no joke!
I had to back up off of her and set my bowl down
Mr. Goodbar? Yeah, threw that out
Food allergies, so I tell this witch, please
Back up off these N-U-Ts, 'cause you gets none of these at ease
As I rolled to the pantry, back in a breeze, Breeachs!

[Chorus]
Rollin' down the street with my kinfolk
Dressed like a giant moose
Laidback with my mind on my candy and my candy on my mind
Going trick-or-treat, check your window
Olaf's on the loose
Breeachs! With my mind on my candy and my candy on my mind