[Verse 1]
Lots of famous people died, how many times have you cried?
How flippin' terrible is 2020?
All our workouts are alone, Top Gun postponed
When's the last time you went to see a movie?

[Verse 2]
Harvey Weinstein, yuck, racism really sucks
Australia wildfires burning up their land
Murder hornets killing bees, wiping out their colonies
Here's a freaking picture of them in a human hand
There was a debate one night like a kindergarten fight
Next debate, all of a sudden they brought in a mute button
Most of our kids stuck at home, there is zero time alone
Gyms are closed, we're getting fat just 'cause someone ate a bat

[Chorus]
This year is a dumpster fire
Probably won't be sober 'til this year is over
This is a dumpster fire
It is so absurd, here are some names and words

[Verse 3]
Zombie fires, flying snakes, Carolina earthquakes
Tiger King, Carole Baskin, Brexit actually happened
Locust swarm, meth gators, Zoom weddings, mask haters
Tom Hanks scared us all, Dow Jones historic fall
[Verse 4]
Yeah, we can't travel, countries hate us, record numbers of cicadas
And a bunch of asteroids almost hit Earth
Pentagon says they know that there was a UFO
But we cared more about a toilet paper dearth
Disney World got cancelled, Cops the show got cancelled
Burning Man got cancelled, every concert got cancelled
Kenny Chesney tour cancelled, Doobie Brothers tour cancelled
Green Day tour cancelled, Bob Dylan tour cancelled

[Chorus]
The year is a dumpster fire
Probably won't be sober 'til this year is over
The year is a dumpster fire
We're not even mentioning the flippin' election

[Verse 5]
Birds picking up sharks, Broadway going dark
Giant star disappears after, like, a billion years
Prince Harry quit the fam a month before a global pandemic
Shut the world down, none of us will leave our town
Couldn't go to the store, mostly we just stayed indoors
Snooki left the Jersey Shore, I can't take it anymore

[Chorus]
The year is a dumpster fire
Probably won't be sober 'til this year is over
The year is a dumpster fire
And we won't even mention this flippin' election