[Intro]
Yeah, go, go, go shawty
It's your first day
We gon' party like it's your first day
Gon' sip Bacardi like it's your first day
And you know she gon' do her thing 'cause it's your first day

[Chorus]
You can find her in the tub
Got a lotta bub' 'cause summertime was rough
And her blood pressure was up
But you got six hours 'til you gotta pick 'em up
So give yourself a hug and chill out on the rug
You can find her on the throne
Happy and alone 'cause no one's banging on the door
Asking for her phone
'Cause you can do what you want when nobody else is home
So turn on the TV and catch up on Game of Thrones

[Verse]
When she pulls up out front, throws her hands in the air
'Cause no one's running ground, crying in thеir underwear
And no one lеft a hundred pairs of shoes on the stairs
And no one's screaming, "Mommy, little brother pulled my hair"
And now it is so quiet you can hear a pin drop
And she got extra time to maybe online shop
And- hang on, wait, maybe you should stop, hon'
'Stead of buying this, maybe you go for a long run
'Cause you can go outside without abandoning your kids
'Cause all summer long, they just sat like this
And then you turn your back, they put on YouTube vids
And their brains' rotted 'cause you had to do your biz
But now they're with some people who know how to keep them busy
And you can make a lunch that isn't macaroni chizzy
And now the house will stay clean for more than half an hour
And now you won't get bothered when you try to take a shower
[Chorus]
You can find her in the tub
Got a lotta bub' 'cause summertime was rough
And her blood pressure was up
But you got six hours 'til you gotta pick 'em up
So we brunch on the rug with a 20-inch sub
You can find her on the throne
Happy and alone 'cause no one's banging on the door
Asking for her phone
'Cause you can do what you want when nobody else is home
So turn on the TV and catch up on Game of Thrones

[Outro]
This mom is pumped they are in school
This police officer is too
They're happy, they're not happy
And they're gone so bump your booty, yeah