[Verse 1: Penn]
Okay, okay, I see what's happening here
You're faced to face with neatness and it's strange
I even threw away a can, it's recyclable!
I know there's still some shrimp under the range
Focus your eyes just right here
This portion of the countertop is clear
I know there's a lot that's still a mess
But I did this, aren't you impressed?

[Chorus: Penn]
What can I say except "you're welcome"?
For doing my part of the chores
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're wеlcome
I'm just modern-day Dinah Shore

[Verse 2: Penn]
Hеy! What has two thumbs and took to the sky
And fixed that lightbulb way up high? This guy!
When the nights got cold, who took that thermostat off hold?
You're looking at him, yo! Oh!
Also right there, it's our son (You're welcome)
He cleaned his plate, good job hon'!
Also she grated some cheese (You're welcome)
Now we can have quesadillas
[Chorus: Penn, Penn Charles]
So what can I say except "you're welcome"?
For picking out my own pair of shorts
And now there's a pile, but smile, you're welcome
Because I'm super good at chores
You're welcome, you're welcome

[Verse 3: Penn]
Yeah, come to think of it...
Last week, you know I was clean
I put a glass into this strange machine
And Tuesday night, this thing that I found
I picked it up all the way off the ground
Did the laundry just as I'm told
Put them in this thing, now you can fold
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Thank you, daddy, when you put this cake away
And everything on the bed
Got it off the floor like you said
Oh, and check me out with the broom
I'ma sweep everything in the room

[Chorus: Penn]
Now it's time to play 'cause hey, you're welcome
I left the rest of it on the stairs
No need to pray 'cause hey, you're welcome
And I'm the answer to your prayers
You're welcome, you're welcome