[Verse 1]
I was at Target today
This is the aisle for sanitizer, it is totally empty
Everyone's freaking, everyone's scared
Do you remember just one month ago when no one really cared?

[Pre-Chorus]
But the Coronavirus, now we sterilize
It took a global crisis to realize

[Chorus]
We can't leave the bathroom as fast as we can
Why are we all now just learning to wash our dang hands?
It took a bunch of panicked Americans
To just wash our hands
To just wash our hands
Wash your dang hands
Wash your dang hands

[Verse 2]
We used to give hugs, not today
Now we just air hug each other from, like, thirty feet away
We used to shake hands, that's a nope
I just assume you couldn't figure out the motion-triggered soap

[Pre-Chorus]
Did you see the study that I found online?
One-third of Americans are flat out lying
[Chorus]
It's such a basic thing to understand
We won't all get sick if we just wash our dang hands
You just touched that door handle again
Go wash your dang hands
Go wash your dang hands
Wash your dang hands
Wash your dang hands

[Bridge]
Okay, you just high-fived him
Yeah, but he just was outside and
Was playing ball with his buddy
And he has been feeling cruddy
Yeah, you picked your nose
But you had just clipped your toes
After you walked on the lawn, yeah
The one your puppy poops on

[Chorus]
We're all sick and home from school again
This would not have happened if we'd just wash our hands
We now have to cancel all of these plans
If you don't wash your hands
If you don't wash your hands
Wash your dang hands
Wash your dang hands