[Verse 1: Penn, Penn Charles]
One, two, three and to the four
Inches away and still he's peeing on the floor
Ready to help explain this, so listen up
'Cause you know we gotta clean this up
Give me the microphone first, 'cause I'mma talk about the struggle
Even when we're both in here together, man, you still having trouble
Ain't nothin' but a pee thang, baby
Drip drop on the rim, make me crazy
Is your aim bad or are you just lazy?
The dog didn't do it, please don't try to play me
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
It's yellow and it's mellow, can a fellow undеrstand?
You can swish a Long 3, man
But in front of any toilet, you are just a blind man

[Chorus: Penn]
Like this, that and this, and ah
Whеn he pees, it kinda looks like that, and ah
It's like this, man, we got a nasty commode
We just spill, 'til the next episode

[Verse 2: Penn, Penn Charles, Both]
Little man right there's not the only one with really bad aim
If I miss it sometimes, he is very easy to blame
So I gotta confess, oh yes, I make a mess of pee
D, A, double D, Y, D, I, D it too, ya see?
I still miss the bowl, I still forget to flush
And it's been a couple of weeks, and now there's a yellow crust
Yeah, and it don't stop
I think that Mommy's gonna see this and probably blow her top
So, son
What up, Dad?
We gotta give 'em what they want
What's that? Pee?
We gotta- wait, they don't want pee
Aw yeah!
Because we gonna be mopping city of porcelain
It's where it takes place 'cause I don't pay attention
Swabbing and a-scrubbing on it 'cause I keep missing
Dribbling all this stuff and making a beeline to the doorway
Thought no one would notice but it smells just like a subway
'Bout to get close, but I'm looking on my phone
Sometimes I check my emails when I'm up in here alone
Then I go and zip, and now you know that when I'm zipping
There's still a little extra and you know I'm straight dripping
And I'mma continue to pee like a clown, leave the seat down
And when my neighbor comes by, she's gonna have a meltdown
Because we have a nasty commode (I just spill, 'til the next episode)