[Intro]
Yeah yeah

[Verse 1]
It's not yet September
And it's warm 'til November
But it's here on Tuesday
Pumpkin Spice Latte
I love my Starbucks
But Pumpkin Spice sucks
I don't want it in my coffee
A Pumpkin Spice Latte

[Chorus]
(Tell my why) Can't just order a Flat White
(Tell my why) Can't just order an Iced Chai
(Tell my why) I never wanna hear you say
Pumpkin Spice Latte

[Verse 2]
It's hot, I'm sweating
But it's here already
Yes, I know it has popularity
The Pumpkin Spice Latte

[Chorus]
(Tell me why) There's gonna be a long line
(Tell me why) I'm gonna be here 'til 9
(Tell me why) This thing is way too sugary
Pumpkin Spice Latte
[Bridge]
I know that there's lots of things wrong in the world
More important than coffee, yeah
I know that old men dancing in parking lots
Is not what you want to see

[Verse 3]
I gave my order to you
A simple Nitro Cold Brew
There you are (you are, you are)
Don't wanna hear you say

[Chorus]
Ain't nothing but a heartbreak
You're making a mistake
It's got 400 calories
Pumpkin Spice Latte