[Verse 1]
Girl, I must warn you
I'm seeing decorations in the aisle
Like this ornament taco truck
And it's not Christmastime for a while
There's a thousand plastic trees
And it's not even freaking Halloween
And she's getting out the garland
And even the Nativity scenes
Yo, check it out now

[Pre-Chorus]
It's driving me out of my mind
It's 82 days 'til Christmastime
You're way too far ahead
Pillows, snowflakes, tinsel (Rum raisin bread)

[Chorus]
You guys, it's autumn
Never trust a big bulb and a smile
You guys, it's autumn

[Verse 2]
This Santa's on a nuclear warhead
That's a super aggro sleigh
This psycho elf will give me nightmares
I think I'm gonna put it away
So many balls, it's driving me out of my mind
In the bowls, in the halls, on еvery surface
I really don't dеserve this
They're made of glass and so they make me nervous
[Verse 3]
Autumn, used to be my favorite, but the fact is
Now it just feels like Christmas has attacked us
I took my kid to a basketball practice
We came back to a holiday cactus
Tried to put my beer down, but I wasn't able
'Cause there was too much crap on the table
Kim Holderness here, she's running the show
Bells, balls and snow
Now you know
Ho ho ho

[Pre-Chorus]
It's driving me out of my mind
She put weird elf things on my wine
Can't take this green and red
Why are we decorating so far ahead?

[Chorus]
You guys, it's autumn
Never trust a big bulb and a smile
You guys, it's autumn
She's dangerous
Autumn (Ah yeah, ah yeah yeah yeah)