[Verse 1]
I have no concept of time
Is it May or October?
I took the trash cans out at 9
But the collection, it was over
She said, "T.G.I.F."
Because she thought that it was Friday
But there are still two days left
And Wednesday is a dry day

[Pre-Chorus]
This new life, it's confusing our brain
Our kids missed their online classes again
I've got a FaceTime, it's yesterday at 5
Wait, that can't be right

[Chorus]
I wanna know what day it is
I thought it was Thursday, yeah
I wanna know what day it is
'Cause they're all getting blurry

[Verse 2]
She made a really yummy guac
'Cause Taco Tuesday is a better day
So imagine Mommy's shock
When we told her it was Saturday
We all dressed up really nice
For family pics on Easter Sunday
But I think we may have disappointed Jesus Christ
Because we missed it and it's Monday
[Pre-Chorus]
It's my life, I don't know the day or the hour
I don't know when I last took a shower
I just worked a full day but my boss didn't call or write
Wait, it's Sunday night? Aw, what a waste! Man!

[Chorus]
I wanna know what day it is
I got this confusion
I don't know what day it is
Because of all the seclusion
I don't know what day it is
Maybe you could tell me
I mean, I know you can't come over and physically tell me because of the quarantine
So maybe an idea is that you just, like, from across the street
You come over and yell it at me