Holderness Family
Ode to Zoom
[Rump Shaker: Penn]
All I wanna do is a Zoom a Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
In my room, room (This lighting sucks)
All I wanna do is a Zoom a Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
In my room, room (I'm eating lunch)
All I wanna do is a Zoom a Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
In my room, room (I'm wearing sweats)
All I wanna do is a Zoom a Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
In my room, room (Check out my pets)
Chat baby, chat baby, one two three four
Chat baby, chat baby, one two three
Chat baby, chat baby, one two
Chat baby, chat baby, one
Yeah, I'm a Zoom user, and people from around the nation
Are gonna get to see my new presentation
They can't enable video, they're gonna need directions
And Bob keeps on freezing 'cause he has a bad connection
And Phyllis looks like she's joining from her bedroom
But it's all ceiling, yeah, too much head room
Jeff's the funny one who used the background editor
But it isn't working and it looks likе he's the Predator
Thе offices are closed and we're all making the best of it
My son got ketchup on my quarterly estimate
My wife walked past, she didn't know that she was on
She's embarrassed 'cause she did her first Zoom bomb
And nobody combed their hair (Uh)
And all their families are there (Uh)
And Jeff, he forgot to mute (Oh)
And now we can hear it too (Ew)
[Boom Boom Pow: Penn, Kim]
Gotta get that (Can everyone mute, please?)
Gotta get that (Did Bob drop off?)
Gotta get that (Have you guys seen Tiger King?)
Gotta get that, that, that, that that (I watched four episodes last night!)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Be on brand)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Make it pop)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (But be authentic)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Tiger King!)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (There's an echo)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Cash flow)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Touch points)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
I got that quarterly report taking forever to load
I got a hard stop at 3, let me share my screen
I dialed 3008, but you're 3000 and late
She thinks nobody is there, and so she leaves her chair
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Synergy)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Get aligned)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Circle back)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Streamline)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Deliverables)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Thirty thousand feet)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Hard stop)
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Those poor tigers!)
[(Everything I Do) I Do It for You: Penn]
Yeah, I got an hour for you
I set out some flowers for you
I charged the power for you
Yeah, but I won't shower for you
You know it's true
Everything I do
I do it on Zoom