[Oops!... I Did It Again]
I think I did it again
I just touched my face, it's the new cardinal sin
Oh baby, I thought I never did it
But I guess I do, like, five times a minute
I do it so much it's scary
But it's involuntary
Ooh baby baby, oops, I did it again
I just touched my face, what else did I touch?
Ooh baby baby, oops, I just touched my clothes
And then scratched my nose
I'm not that disciplined

[I Want It That Way]
You are my fave, but
Are you contagious?
The social distance rules say
Go six feet that way
You know I love you
But I just can't touch you
We can hug again, maybe someday
But go six feet that way
(Tell me why) 'Cause we can stop the spreading
(Tell me why) Healthcare is taxed alrеady
(That is why) We all should be okay
To go six feet that way
[Patience]
Hey doctors, yеah we know
We are hosed with you guys
We know you have way too many patients
Hey doctors, we won't moan
About our inconvenient lives
You guys are the ones who are courageous
Your work day's outrageous
Man, you must hate us
'Cause we're all contagious

[Since U Been Gone]
Here's the thing, we started out friends
But then we had to do fractions
Yeah yeah, since you been home
I'm gonna pull out all my hair
Trying to understand a Punnett Square
Yeah yeah, since you been home
I never did math this way
Not sure this is helping you
How do teachers do this all day?
'Cause since you been home
I gotta teach for the first time
I'm checking my phone, yeah yeah
Thanks to Google, I will guess that's the answer they want
Since you been home
[My Heart Will Go On]
Near, far, wherev- you know what? Actually, no, not near, let's just go with far
I believe that the quarantine will go on