[Verse 1]
It's close to midnight
And finally quiet in our home
The kids are sleeping
And mom and dad are actually alone
You close the door
Excited 'cause she's changing in the closet, yeah
Not anymore
'Cause she comes out in baggy flannel pants
You missed your chance

[Chorus]
Libido killer, not tonight
Already put on skin cream and it's slimy and it's bright
Libido killer, thought we might
We'll try another night, libido killer, killer, good night

[Verse 2]
She hears the door slam
And wonders if it's time to have some fun
She hears the toilet
And realizes it's not number one
Now ain't the time
To cuddle up and snuggle close together, yeah
But now is the time
To hand him a big bottle of Febreze
And watch some TV
[Chorus]
Libido killer, killer night
He just blew up your bathroom, it is not a pretty sight
Libido killer, not tonight
You'll try another night, libido killer, killer

[Outro]
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
She puts on fleece pants and a baggy hoodie
Her way of saying there will be no nookie
His Invisalign makes a slurping sound
Which means that they are shutting it down
She plays a video on crown molding
He lets out a fart he's been holding
(Don't wanna give it to you now) Her glasses have very thick lenses
He turns on a football thriller
For no mere mortal can overcome
The evil libido killer
Ahahahahahahahahahaha...