[Verse 1]
This mug is mine, something I got
For doing things that mom cannot
Like throwing you into the pool
Even when the signs say it's not cool

[Pre-Chorus]
And I pulled my back yesterday
Tryna move this giant chest
And now I'm on my back all day
I thought you'd be impressed

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm your dad (dad), your dad
You know it (Really, really dad)
'Cause I'm your dad (dad), your dad
C'mon (Really, really dad)
'Cause I'm your dad (dad), your dad
You know it (Really, really-)
And you know I'm gonna injure myself
Just to show you once again, who's dad?

[Verse 2]
I'd rather drive to the wrong address
Than take advice from GPS
When I say I'm playing with my son
I'm spacing out on Xbox One
When I drop you off at the carpool
I yell "bye sweetie!" and I embarrass you
I left thеse hotdogs out last night
But I'm not afraid to take a bite
[Pre-Chorus]
And you can't fit your LaCroix in hеre
'Cause it's filled with IPAs
It's a special seasonal release
So I had to buy a case

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm your dad (dad), your dad
You know it (Really, really dad)
'Cause I'm your dad (dad), your dad
C'mon (Really, really dad)
'Cause I'm your dad (dad), your dad
You know it, (Really, really dad) you know
And I love you more than anything
So you tell me once again, who's dad?