[Intro: Woman, Penn]
"It's shorts season, and they're wearing these?! What am I gonna do?!"
"Girl, you know what to do..."

[Chorus: Penn]
Mom shorts
Oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh oh
Mom shorts

[Verse 1: Penn]
First off, what are these things?
They fit my six-year-old son
So why are they made for a girl that's twenty-one?
They're oh so skimpy, but it doesn't work for me
'Cause what I wanna see, girl
The mom shorts
You got the mom shorts, baby
Too much sense to rock a thong
You got the mom shorts, baby
Looser and a lot more long

[Pre-Chorus: Penn]
All that I needed was you
Got no time for thigh gap
And all that I wanted was you
You strut your stuff
Then maybe you go and take a little nap
[Chorus: Penn]
Oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh oh
The mom shorts

[Verse 2: Penn]
They're big and they're pulled-up
I love the way you rock it
And they fan out to keep all that stuff that's in your pocket
There's keys and shopping lists
And your children gave you this
And your son gave you a rock
If you lose it, he'll have a fit
You got the mom shorts, baby
Don't cut circulation off
You got the mom shorts, baby
And you know it's easier to take 'em off
Oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus: Penn]
All that I needed was you
That high waist is so cool
And all that I wanted was you
They go great
With a little tankini out at the pool
[Chorus: Penn]
Oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh oh
The mom shorts