[Verse 1]
They've been sitting 'round, sitting 'round, sitting 'round
Looking straight down at that iPad
Yeah I think they're addicted to that Snake vs. Block
We were gonna try arts and crafts
So there could be quiet time for Dad
But we ran out of things to do at 9 o'clock

[Pre-Chorus]
We wanted to go hiking and picnic lunch
But instead we went to Taco Bell
We thought of mountain biking, but that's too much
And that gordita's not sitting well

[Chorus]
We had good intentions, we tried to do art
But it's too much work and so instead they're on YouTube
We had good intentions, trying to keep them smart
But without their teachers, we don't really have a clue

[Verse 2]
Now they're saying, "Mom," saying, "Mom," saying, "Mom
We wanna go to a waterpark"
But it's 70 minutes away and we're lazy
So we turn on the hose and we spray 'em in the face
In the middle of the backyard
'Cause it's better than wading in straight chlorine and pee
[Pre-Chorus]
There are those super parents who fill the days
With adventures and activities
But we are lazy parents, we want to laze
'Til it's under 100 degrees

[Chorus]
We had good intentions, but they fell apart
Now we're sitting on the couch and watching Andi Mack
They'll have no retention when the school year starts
'Cause the summer reading list is still in her backpack, yeah

[Outro]
What are you doing? What are you doing? (We're not doing anything)
What are you doing? What are you doing? (Why did I go to Taco Bell?)