[Intro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding)

[Chorus]
I'm in love with the damn train (damn train)
I'm in love with the damn train (damn train)
I can't be touched
I'm in love with the damn train (damn train)

I'm in love with the damn train (damn train)
I'm in love with the damn train (damn train)
I can't be touched
I'm in love with the damn train (damn train)

[Verse 1]
Man, what the fuck is this shit?
I'm a success, ay
I'm a success, ay
The money, the power
The money, the power
The money, the power
[Interlude: Big Smoke, CJ]
Ohhhh, fuck, man!
(dies)
Why you just didn't quit, man? Was it the memes or what?
(consumes crack)
Man, that was some good shit

[Chorus]
I'm in love with the large soda (large soda)
I'm in love with the damn cheese (damn cheese)
I can't be touched
(CJ touches him)
What are you doing?

[Refrain]
Extra dip, I got extra dip
Whip it through the cheese, n***a
(Ha ha ha ha)
I'm eating real fast, n***a!

[Chorus]
I'm in love with the damn train
I'm in love with the damn train
I can't be touched
I'm in love with the damn train
[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh