(You are now listening to the hottest producer with the hottest beats...)
[Niko's cellphone rings]

[Roman Bellic:]
Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling

Niko: Another time
Roman: What?? (laughs)
Niko: Screw you. Fuck!

[Niko's phone rings again]
Roman: Niko, it's Roman
Niko: No!
Roman: Let's go bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-
Niko: (screams externally) Roman! I should have never read your fucking emails and stayed away!
Roman: Another time then. Call me!
Niko: Yay
Roman: WHAT?
Niko: I can't sta-ta-tand this shit! Ohhh, hhho (I got)
[Roman Bellic & Niko Bellic:]
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling) Niko, it's your cousin
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's play darts!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
No! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling) Eugh! Got him!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bo-) let's play darts!
I can't take much more of this shit! (I got)

[Niko's phone rings yet again]
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
This is getting on my fucking nerves!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go bowling
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Ahh! Shit!
(Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go fuck
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Ugh! Fuck this shit!

Roman: Cousin, we are family. Of course I should be spеnding time with you!
We should go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, let's go-

[Niko's phone keeps ringing]
Cousin... I havе not hung out with you in a long time
How about we go bowling?
Remember, how we used to hustle all the American soldiers back home, when the war started?
How about YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF?
Okay man, I will see you soon then, okay
No!
Call me, call me, call me, call me
Call me, call me, call me, ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-call me
Call me, call me, call me, call me, call me, call me
I'm starting to get really fucking mad!
Alright Niko, uh, maybe we do something when you have some free time. [Nope.avi]
I'm a master bowler, Niko!
I can't take much more of this shit! (I got)

(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
This is really fucking annoying!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go bowling
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Ugh, shit!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling) Motherfuckers!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go bowling
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Aahhh, fuck this shit!

Niko: Daah!
(fart noise) you suck...
Niko: I'M HAVING FUN. ARE YOU?
Roman: Yes :D

Niko: Cousin, this dream is a nightmare!