[Intro]
I'm the son of a third-generation farmer
I’ve been married ten years to a farmer's daughter
I'm a God-fearin’, hardworkin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester

[Verse 1]
Three miles of cars layin' on their horns
Fallin' on deaf ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Of late-to-work, road-rage jerks
Shoutin' obscene words, flippin' me the bird

[Verse 2]
Well, you may be on a state-paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin’ to do my job
But this yеar ain’t been no bumper crop
Nah, nah

[Pre-Chorus]
If you don't like the way I’m drivin'
Gеt back on the interstate
Otherwise, sit tight and be nice
And quit your honkin' at me that way
[Chorus]
'Cause I’m the son of a third-generation farmer
I've been married ten years to a farmer's daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA, hey
That's what I make, I make a lot of hay for a little pay
But I'm proud to say
I'm a God-fearin', hardworkin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester

[Verse 3]
Well, I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin' at me won't save you no time, hoss
This big-wheeled wide load ain't goin' any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the girl up on the tractor

[Chorus]
Now, I'm the son of a third-generation farmer
I've been married ten years to a farmer's daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA, hey
That's what I make, I make a lot of hay for a little pay
But I'm proud to say
I'm a God-fearin', hardworkin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester
[Post-Chorus]
Woo

[Chorus]
I'm a God-fearin', hardworkin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester

[Outro]
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