[Intro: Meghan McCarthy]
Oh, man
I, uh... I auditioned for Disney Channel once
Didn't get a call back

[Verse 1: Meghan McCarthy]
I'm irrelevant, bro, on my period flow
Two mill on YouTube with a bad view ratio
I'm not competition, I don't get no texts
Man, I'm bouncing all these checks, can barely pay my rent
But I have a space for to and I ride it like a tool
This is Team Zero, trick, we don't get no views
I only get hit on at Taco Bell drive-thru
'Cause the fire sauce I use, dude, gives me mad, bad poos
It's the closest that I'll get to ever being lit
Is my verse done yet? My god, I gotta shit
But I'll just hold it in like I do with all my tears
Falling off of YouTube is one of my biggest fears
Scranton's where I'm from, barely have any income
I suck like I'm a thumb and these tattoos really dumb
And I still gotta go and it's more than number one
I sharted in my pants, just call me Sticky Bun

[Chorus: Meghan McCarthy]
I'm irrelevant, bro, I'm irrelevant, bro
I'm irrelevant, bro, I'm irrelevant, bro

[Post-Chorus: Scotty Sire & Meghan McCarthy]
Whoa, hold on, is this a song about hating yourself? (uh huh)
Because that's totally my thing, Meghan (damn)

[Verse 2: Scotty Sire & Meghan McCarthy]
Here's a bit of an analogy about the difference between Jake and me
He's good and I'm bad, I'll lay it out so you can see
You're out on the court and I'm here in the bleachers
Yeah, you're making songs and I'm stuck doing features
My rap game sucks and yours is on point
Yeah, you're like a lion that roars, I go oink
You're the most muscular dude on YouTube
And I can't see my dick past my man boobs
Shit, dude, you get good views
And my views are bad news
My contents like hitting snooze
My clickbait has no boobs
I hope you don't think that I'm being rude
Because listen here, from me to you, dude
I love you, I wanna be you
Jake Paul? More like God, bro
Team 10, you already know
I wanna be on your payroll
So hit me up on my cell phone
There's my verse, now it's time to go
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jake Paul, please put me on your team
No, me too!
Goddamn
Me too!
[Chorus: Meghan McCarthy]
I'm irrelevant, bro, I'm irrelevant, bro
I'm irrelevant, bro, I'm irrelevant, bro

[Outro: Meghan McCarthy]
Hold up, hold up, hold up
Fitz, what happened to the music?