[Intro]
Everyone loves a good beard
but the number one rule of beard dom is
don’t let anyone or anything touch it
for all eternity that is stood but today that changes
Mhhhhh

(Elton Castee/ Uncle Elton)
I see your girlfriend looking and she wants to touch my beard
I see your grandma looking and she wants to touch my beard
I see your dog looking and he wants to lick my beard
I see your mailman looking and he wants to touch my beard

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Dora – beard
Turtle – beard
Donald – beard x 2
Hello Kitty – beard
Elmo – beard
Minion – beard
Olaf – beard


I see your uber looking and he wants to touch my beard
I see your baby looking and she wants to touch my beard
I see your Trex looking and he wants to bite my beard
I see your lifeguard looking and he wants to save my beard


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(Scotty Sire)
I may be cocky but do not get pissed at me
The beard has been a sign of strength all throughout history
When I’m into movies I hate reese’s pieces
At home with some sweets that I made for my nieces
The purpose is that myself stayed the offendence
that woman can’t grow and I don’t recommend it
So crack me a cold when I throw it right here
Then get me another one for my beard
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(back to Elton)
I see your Lutcher looking and it wants to bite my beard
I see your dancers looking and they want to stroke my beard
I see your zombies looking and he wants to eat my beard
I see your beard looking and it wants to be my beard


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You can all touch my
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BEARD