(Darkside, Light this bitch up)
I be fuckin' mad hoes
I be suckin' hella toes
I be wearin' minion clothes
Uh, aye
Got the Bob on my chest, while I'm on house arrest
I let him squish my fat pecs
Squeeze, all my milk got it flowin'
Old bitch at Denny's in the back, she was sewing, uh
I was just there to use the bathroom, but she looked at me funny
And she gave me, a motherfucking bunny, that she made
So I was like "Damn bitch, let me get yo number,"
"I'ma take you back to my house so I can fuck ya"
Aye, She was looking at me funny, she said "What's a number?"
Uh, Old bitch don't know what a number is
But she know what a blow-job is
She's sucking me in the back of a Denny's
Made me take off my damn Fendi, Uh
Aye, yeah I got a jacket, and she bought it for me
'Cause you know, that she be sucking me
Yeah, I pay her, you know I pay her, and she buy me clothes back
Every single time I go to Louis they say "Get back"
'Cause they know I be stealin'
Yeah, I stole a pair of shoes last minute, Uh
This was like Thursday, They were closing the shop
I was like "Damn, those are fire"
So I stole them, and then, I set the place on fire!
Uh, I can't keep fucking old dudes, It's such a bad habit, Aye
But I know deep down that I really gotta have it, Uh
So I hit up my Grandpa, his name is Frank
Yeah, 'Cause I know he know how to give me DICK
Yeah, he fuck me hard, Aye, put his wiener in my ass
Dick expand it like a fuckin' expansion
Cock, N' Destiny, Uh
'Cause I'm Playin' with his destiny, Uh, Aye
I'm talking about his nut-sack, Yeah, my destiny, Uh
Grippin' it hard, uh, Grippin it hard, yeah, Grippin' it hard, yeah
Squeeze into my mouth, I squeeze it open like a Pop-It
Every single day, I buy myself Among Us Pop-It
I got a collection, one's red, one's rainbow (Uh, Uh, Yeah,)
One's fuckin' like, Gay and shit (Oh, What? It's Gay?)
I'm gonna pass this to the next person (What the fuck?)
(Oh yeah, Oh yeah)
Gay Among Us Pop-It got me blowin' like a rocket
Big hairy toes, look like he a hobbit, Yeah
Fat bitch on my wiener, and I told her "Stop it"
I sucked his fat balls, right out of his socket
Working at Denny's, can't make no money
Sucked him off and he thought it was funny
Scratching my meat, and she called me Honey
My big wiener, filling up her tummy
Making out with a fat kid and I wanna suck on his fat dick
Uh, I just gave yo grandpa head, and he thought it was heaven
Uh, I just sucked him so hard he turned into Kevin, Yuh
Like he just transformed right in front of me, Yuh
He thought it was funny and he started laughing, Yuh
Like, he was high, Uh, give him Five Guys
They turn fat, like the ball-sack, Ooh
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
I carried, Whatever