[Skeeter]
Hey, I'm a little bit country

[Randy]
And I'm a little bit rock-n-roll

[Skeeter]
I'll be the muscle of America

[Randy]
And me, I'll be the caring soul

[Skeeter & Randy]
And when you put us together, we're a nation with one goal
To thrive and prosper with a little country and rock-n-roll

[Randy]
Come on up here, everybody

[Citizens of South Park]
We're a little bit country
We're a little bit rock-n-roll

[Stuart]
We can be a nation that believes in war
[Mr. Mackey]
And still tell the world that we don't

[Citizens of South Park]
Let the flag for hypocrisy fly high from every polе
'Cause we're a littlе bit country, and a little bit rock-n-roll

[Randy]
Well, goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you 100 episodes

[Skeeter]
We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people and the anti-war people

[Stan]
What the hell are they doing now?

[Kyle]
I-I don't know

[Citizens of South Park]
For the war, against the war. Who cares? 100 episodes!

[Kyle]
I hate this town. I really, really do