[Round 1: Cali Smoov]
Every once in a while I gotta crawl out the booth to headline the biggest battle events in the world
Shit, I can handle that
Cause I'm one of the few n***as that can write hit records and actually win battle raps
So you can have it back
I'm a talented act
Handsome in fact and he got charisma
Pressin' tracks overseas, switching marketing tactics
Aspect told me I beat the battle rap stigma, that stuck wit' me
So I told him, it's a new year, but I still got my old ways
My block? A time warp
All my n***as move rock for a livin' it's like the stone age
But hold, wait (weight)
I said for the Pebbles, brother I'll Bam Bam at ya crib, home with big chrome
That'll cave in ya living room like The Flintstones
Hold on
Shit you can ask teachers
You can see a lot about a home life by what ya kid shows
Y'all seen Nickelodeon?
It's funny how you can learn a lot about these clips by watchin' kid shows
Once that Nickel load, he in for it to air early like kid shows
It'll be Fairly Odd apparent (a parent) pulls out but I got it for the Full House in case ya kid shows
You get it?
No?
Well try to sort this
If it's rock I come pass (compass), I travel North West with that kind yay' (Kanye) made in
I can't take no L's (Knowles) so that K silent like Beyoncé's maiden
Wait, wait, I know y'all prolly thought that was simple, but that was a triple
I said, compass, North West but Kanye made it
Knowles, K's silent, that was Beyoncé's maiden
I know that might've went over heads but that's the way I project class
Not that Beyonce bar, I said overheads, project, class, I'm schoolin' this n***a
But you really gotta listen to catch it
These power points allow me to show pics in the message
That was another triple but I ain't gonna explain my views if they overlooked
That was an entendre
I exit planes of views that you overlook
A pair will shoot (parachute) if I land bad and ya town miss
But off jump I'll be airin' if anybody around (a round) trip
But if I land in AZ and you wanna squabble
Head up I'm a tough sport
I'm Rocky, but if he a mount to (amount)
Me I'ma rush more (Rushmore)
Run that back?
N***a I tuck .4's
Made double off of bricks so I can stunt more
Yo' clique? Spread our clique and put they head on the rocks, it's Mt. Rushmore
I'm off tour
No name battles and Lush noticed me
Imagine that, I don't write battle bars I write poetry
You'll never grow to see another poet speak with a passion and pass like dawg
I was 13 watchin' Murda Mook in my mans garage
[?] but never got the share our songs with the public
Life scars and write about 900 bars to battle each other with
Now? It's like biblical talk
Cause if a snake speak, this can end tragic if you happen to believe him
I threw the first couple meaning I had get at him (Adam) to get Eve'n (even)
Wait, wait, wait
I know y'all probably thought that was simple but that was a triple
I said, "snake speak", "first couple", "garden of Eden", "biblical talk" cause it literally took Adam to let Eve in
Said he was leavin' for L.A
Cool, pack a Llama then
Just cause I played with the white, I can't acknowledge him
Meanin', Negro I'm out yo' League, I'm Jackie Robinson
Man, I'm the next level up, you gotta face evolution
Yeah, I can battle rap, honestly, I make better music
So I skip typical name flips
If you gang flip, we'll see you run but you hardly fight
Bacardi light, I can see through Rum
Plus my O.G., R.I.P. told me never lose to a n***a my size
And I'll never forget brodi
So if I'll box cuz I'll drop Rum in the dirt out of respect for my dead homie
They booked this battle in L.A. cause we push heavy base through these city streets
For that trap sound you ain't gotta go back down south to get a Nitty beat
Aye, but you from where the population is 18% black
But you rap 'bout how you trappin' and seen strips
You live in the desert, so where we expect you to see you give a fiend nicks (Phoenix)
Please, we supposed to believe you spray clips and you Crippin' dawg?
Tucson had 32 murders last year, let me guess, you did 'em all
But you a die hard Crip from Arizona
But shit, to all ya homies it's a hobby
So how can you diss Cali when these LA streets gave you the whole culture that you copy?
Man I been in LA County twin towers fightin' a pen' charge
I was ridin' alone
Been locked in dorms with more Rolling 60's than retirement homes
I seen cell blocks get violent, I survived two riots alone
And damn near shed a tear when the D.A. cleared and God guided me home
What I'm sayin' is I lived through, and been where it originated
Yo' big homies watch Don't Be A Menace and imitate it
But Lush told me I was cold
He said, "You gotta check your temper when you in."
He said, "Place your mental on a coffin (coughin') and you'll be sicker with a pen."
I said, "My block had a shootout with cops. They itchin' to leave my shooters dead
Good lawyers, if we get coughin' (coffin) I'll sue the feds (Sudafed)."
Son be wildin', they be wonderin', "What go through his head?"
Muzzle the TEC 'til you see a couple connect like newly weds
Shit, run that back
N***a my toolie spread
Meanin' I only move if it's to the bread
Then it's non-stop, I get on top of that cake like newly weds
Y'all remember the kids show shit?
Now I'm cockin' fo's that'll lift his soul (sole) like Dr. Scholls
I blew past, toe tag, I'm on ya heels like Dr. Scholls
Y'all seen Nip/Tuck?
It's funny how y'all can learn a lot about a body by watchin' doctor shows
Once I graze anatomies (Grey's Anatomy)
He'll sit calm (sitcom) in that ER until his doctor shows
Or I spot his bros
Air his all (aerosol) through AZ
It's like graffiti cause once he spotted we poppin'
Spray cans 'til a gang of Blood on every wall like blocks in Compton
Y'all ain't get it?
You gotta pay attention when I'm flowin'
Watch what he brew (Hebrew) you miss a bar then it'll leave (Italy) you roamin' (Roman)
You're men (German) I'll fold 'em if they get in a crease (Greece)
I'll line them up in three and I rock (Iraq) who in the Middle East
Hold on, think you can run? I got a shot per shin (Persian) if you think you pack a Stan (Pakistan)
Ship grams where ever that ire land (Ireland), I rack (Iraq) up because I tally bands (Taliban)
Y'all ain't get it?
Remember I said "Block in Compton"?
I gotta slow the scheme out
I went through the flags to show the n***as how in my state we die over seas (C's)
I said I was grindin' in the trenches, you don't find n***as like me
I been in grown man leagues
I was a motherfuckin' AHAT champ when I was 19
Y'all where shinin' when they was yellin' out "the west ain't hot"
And y'all n***as ain't mention Smoov?
Man I'm the best they got
And y'all lucky that geek n***a duck me cause I would've killed NuBorn (new born) and blamed a miscarriage
Let that still ringer
Throw hands and I Will swing like the Smith's marriage
Shiiiit
I can run that back too
I said if I ain't had that tool I'll still run through
So put a mil' up and I'll fill up Banks like Will uncle
I started from the bottom
My greatness outshine my element, grew past my followin'
KOTD even noticed my grind
That's why earlier in this round I compared myself to Jackie Robinson
Cause I'm out a n***a league
They gotta laminate me a plastic
Them white boys put a rookie on the card and it became a classic
Smoov n***a!
[Round 1: Rum Nitty]
Ya man lost
YouTube "Cali Smoov" "Then I Pass It"
See him in some skinny jeans, jerkin' with some Vans on
Real talk, he ain't that bad y'all
Prolly the only n***a that can see JC in a dance off
I'm a grown ass man, 'bout his green I ain't change shit
I'll sleep him
We'll see Cali Dream, it ain't a Game kid
Throw his body in a log chipper with logs in it
Then crank switch and fuck around see him in The Wood like Taye Diggs
Out bar him in name flips
I'll torture this lame bitch
I'm scorin', what's Gheorghe Muresan to Jordan in game six?
Shit, use ya damn head, you ain't the real smart type
Pump stuffed in my pant leg
I'll pull it and shoot it like Bill Cartwright
No Bullshittin', I'll really put it your life
Squeeze it 'til it's clickin' on a pussy like a porn sight
You can lose your life for what comes out ya face
I'll do ya whole area code for some shit that Cali state
I'm 'bout to-
Nah, let me calm my nerves down
I'm twisted, bi-polar, strange type, n***as know I ain't right, like a Charlie third round
Fuck a gun line, you will get for real killed
Bro I brought somethin' that'll teach a rapper, this the Real Deal
B-Magic and that Boston n***a will get killed still
I'll make Jones calm that shit down, I'll get Chill pilled (peeled)
But you'll hit me with the steel still
No you wouldn't dummy
You'll get the same ass whoopin' Bruce Lee put on a wooden dummy
I'm wild
Clip shaped like a smile for n***as lookin' funny
Get a bankshot
Meaning everything I put up is money
Hear me clear, I'm violent
I brought the tools, you wildin'?
Get chopped in two with a Joker cut from ear to ear
Now he can't stop smilin' like Ah Di Boom
We squeeze arms, you squeeze legs...in skinny jeans
Fuck wit Rum, out come the guns and you get X'd By Any Means
Play soldier, I empty shots in they V if they hit the scenes
Or try to unarm me this military men to smithereens
This is medical versus reggie style
They play diesel but once our (sour) pack open up it gets very loud
Who let these midgrade n***as bring that stress around?
I'll bag him
Leave 16 zipped if I get the pound
I suggest you just rap, or a gun (Oregon) on top of Cali like the US map
Facts
You ain't livin' by the Cali code
I'll do Cali cold
Tossed in the river you'll be another lost n***a, you'll get Cali cold (Calicoe'd)
Or I get to jumpin' to the duffle bag
You ain't even see the TEC, the slug will take a Cali plug like my weed connect
They say they don't hear me, until they get beat to death (deaf)
If they don't come to your aid (AIDS) soon, you'll die an easy (Eazy) death
Your main squeeze a trip, she don't stop
Every time I see her, she go down Smoov (smooth); Patron shot
Loyalty and consistency, that's just somethin' this man 'bout
That's how a real n***a will get it, fuck a handout
They give me my shot, I'll take it, Durant style
That's just a few key reasons on why I'm in demand now
Gunline King won't hesitate to show you what a stab 'bout
I'll pull a fuckin' Ginsu and cut up the middle like a slant route
I'll catch O.D., Danny Myers, and Cali in public
Then arms barrel (bear) a hat (AHAT), that's Cali Republic
But you'll pull a MAC out and bust it?
No the fuck you wouldn't
Hit the trunk and pull it
Get a clip full of chrome domes; that's 100 Bulletz
He say he grind harder than n***as, right?
Pause
What you hustle? White?
Pills?
[Cali Smoov]
Music

[Rum Nitty]
I send G's to check him, wet him for a boat and be gone with the wind if they see smooth (Smoov) sailin'
This is 2014, n***as still ain't fightin'
But snitches still get stitches
If a n***a tell they dyin'
We cop machines
This a MAC 90 too ('92) will do Cali like the Rodney King LA riot
This round will be the end of ya hype
I'ma kill you tonight
Throwing Smoov in the ocean and watch Cali sink
I just brought a theory to life
Man kill yaself n***a
Bars