[Hook]
If I was a wizard
Then this shit would be on
Just pull up at the club and make it rain with my wand
If I was a wizard
All my haters be gone
Magic wand clap bust pow haters be gone
If I was a wizard
I'd be fuccin ya Mom
Magic wand swing poof hey fuccin ya mom
If I was a wizard
Then ya bitch would be gone
Not from you I mean from me I'm busy fuccin' ya Mom

[Verse 1]
Magic wand in my hand I'm the fuccin man
Cops tried to pull me over
Poof! do the running man
Poof! hit the dougie fam
Poof! pull ya gun out ya holster blow ya nugget fam
Poof! love it man
Runnin a mucc on all these bustas servin' "majik"
You want drama with a psycho motherfucca you can have it
Priggidy prodigy wicked shit odyssey
Get the fucc off of me 'fore you get blasted
I got extend-o like a magic wand
Poof! you in a casket
Poof! you in a basket
Poof! rollin' a baggy
Poof! smoking a fatty
Poof! fuccin a baddie
Poof! couple tuitions
Poof! right on my children
Poof! already filling
Poof! all my prescriptions
Poof! I got a vegan panini and homie, its fuccin delicious
Poof! I got a bad bitch in my crib doing my dishes
Poof! you got an issue
Poof! I ain't gon' kill ya
Poof! you in Alaska booty naked fuccin' an igloo
[Hook]

(guitar solo)

If I was a wizard I would be fuccin ya Mom
If I was a wizard I'd probably be fuccin ya Mom
Yeeaaah