[Chorus]
If I was a wizard, then this shit would be on
Just pull up at the club and make it rain with my wand
If I was a wizard, all my haters be gone
Magic wand clap bust pow haters be gone
If I was a wizard, I'd be fuckin ya mom
Magic wand swing poof hey fuckin ya mom
If I was a wizard, then ya bitch would be gone
Not from you I mean from me I'm busy fuckin' ya mom

[Verse]
Magic wand in my hand, I'm the fuckin' man
Cops tried to pull me over, poof! Do the runnin' man
Poof! Hit the dougie fam
Poof! Pull ya gun out ya holster blow ya nugget fam
Poof! Love it man, funnin' amok on all these bustas servin' magic
You want drama with a psycho motherfucker, you can have it
Priggidy Prodigy, wicked shit odyssey
Get the fuck off of me 'fore you get blasted
I got extend-o like a magic wand, poof! You in a casket
Poof! You in a basket, poof! Rollin' a baggy
Poof! Smoking a fatty, poof! Fuckin' a baddie
Poof! Cover tuitions, poof! Right on my children
Poof! Already filling, poof! All my prescriptions
Poof! I got a vegan panini and homie it's fuckin' delicious
Poof! I had a bad bitch up in my crib doing my dishes
Poof! You got an issue, poof! I ain't gon' kill ya
Poof! You in Alaska booty naked fuckin' an igloo
[Chorus]
If I was a wizard, then this shit would be on
Just pull up at the club and make it rain with my wand
If I was a wizard, all my haters be gone
Magic wand clap bust pow haters be gone
If I was a wizard, I'd be fuckin ya mom
Magic wand swing poof hey fuckin ya mom
If I was a wizard, then ya bitch would be gone
Not from you I mean from me I'm busy fuckin' ya mom

[Outro]
I'd be fuckin' ya mom
Magic wand swing poof hey fuckin ya mom
Then your bitch would be gone
Not from you, I mean from me, I'm busy fuckin' ya mom
Fuckin' on yo mama, why? Fuckin' on yo mama, why?
Fuckin' on yo mama, why? Fuckin' on yo mama, why?
If I was a wizard, I would be fuckin' your mom
If I was a wizard, I'd probably be fuckin' your mom, yeah