[Intro]
A lot of people ask me
好多人问我
Where the fuck I've been at the last few years
过去几年我上哪儿去了
Shit, I don't know
操，我也不知道
But I do know I'm back now
但我现在回来了
Haha
哈哈

[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽
[Verse 1]
Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up!
Dre，我在下面，我在地下，快挖我出来！
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
胫骨断了，还是“经骨”，随便吧，快把我修好
Sixty sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia
六十个婊子，全死于窒息
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
就在她们都用Christopher Reeves的吸管杯吸过尿以后
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads
一次性纸杯，毒素，一盒盒洁肤棉
Enough Oxycontin to send a fuckin' ox to rehab
还有足够把一头牛放倒的羟考酮
Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap
戴着黑色绒线帽在后面干烂工作
Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
拳击赛上对着冰球面具撸
(He can't say that!) Yes, he can
（他不能那么说！）不，他可以
I just did, faggot, now guess again
我刚刚就说了，混球，你再猜猜
Better text message your next-of-kin
最好发短信通知你亲戚
Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy
告诉他们事情会越来越糟
Especially when I flex again
特别是我又恢复灵活了
And throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cement
用湿水泥灌女同
Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty! Raggedy Ann and Andy
娘炮，娘炮，娘炮！褴褛Ann和Andy（童书人物）
No! Raggedy Andy and Andy
不！是褴褛Andy和Andy
No, it can't be, it can't be—yes, it can be
不，这不可能，这不可能——完全可能
The fuckin' Anti-Christ is back, Dante
敌基督他妈的回来啦，但丁
It's Satan in black satin panties
撒旦穿着黑色丝绸裤衩回来啦
This is Amityville, calamity, goddamn it
这里是Amityville（电影《鬼哭神嚎》：The Amityville Horror），灾难啊，操他的
Insanity, pills, fanny pack filled with Xannies
疯狂，药片，装满安诺（抗抑郁药）的小腰包
Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannies
搜寻每一个角落和缝隙，就想找到变性人
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk négligée, looky
牛奶和饼干撒在我丝质的睡裙上，看啊
Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed
跟我一起拿起剃刀流血吧
Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed
大麻桌上是一盒又一盒的美宝莲化妆品
Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me
Slim Shady？那家伙听起来像个什么童话人物
'Til he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're takin' a pee
直到他在你尿尿的时候突然从马桶里杀出来
[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽

[Verse 2]
Six semen samples, seventeen strands of hair
六份精液样本，十七缕头发
Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
《名利场》拍摄完成后在车后座找到这些
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener
Hannah Montana正打算跟开罐器私奔
And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds
结果在带华盖的床上像甜瓜一样被大卸八块
And Glad bags, yeah glad to be back
还有Glad bags（一种垃圾袋，谐音Glaad，一同性恋权益组织），我很高兴又回来了
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab
因为去年被关在戒毒所实在是个悲剧
Fuckin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said
操蛋的医生，我他妈根本听不懂他在讲什么
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
走出那鬼地方第一秒我就打算要重新开磕
Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened
在Brighton（姆05年去的戒毒所）呆俩礼拜，我啥也没学到
Bitin' into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a Viking
像个维京人一样大嚼Vicodin（止痛药）
Oh, lightning is strikin', it might be a fuckin' sign I need a psychic
哦，闪电了，我他妈也许该做个精神检查
Evaluation, fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th
操啊Jason，今天是19号星期五（恐怖系列电影《十三号星期五》，主角为Jason Vorhees，姆的电锯杀人狂形象来源）
That means it's just a regular day (hah!)
普通的一天（哈！）
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
这就是我平时总在想的那种破事儿
Fuckin' lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way
操蛋的女同不该用腿挡我的路
Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and beggin' to stay
现在她怀了我的种开心的很，两条腿都没了还恳求留下
[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽

[Verse 3]
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin' to spit it back in abundance
告诉评论界我回来了而且准备好了一堆词以牙还牙
Hit a fag with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns
拿洋葱打基佬，然后跟他分吃一包洋葱圈
Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal
生我气啦？可以理解，食人魔，杀动物
Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult
大炮发射，射在一个成年人身上
Captain of a cult with an elite following
邪教领袖和头号跟班
To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday
把万圣节重新变成“不给糖就捣蛋”的假日
Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powers
让Michael Myers（同为《十三号星期五》角色）看起来在撒谎，抹除他的力量
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
用花和一打传单换掉他手里的刀
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40; stuck a suppository
用40口径枪打Jason Vorhees
Up his ass, and made him tell me a story
然后把栓剂捅进他菊花，逼他讲故事
Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine
给Hannibal Lector（电影《沉默的羔羊》的食人魔）一个油桃
And sat him in the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section
然后让他禁足在鲜蔬区
And gave him a lecture
好好教育他一番
Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' Wiffle bat drew
拎着棒球棍走过猛鬼街
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too
跟Freddy Krueger和Edward Scissorhands各打一架（二者均为《猛鬼街》角色）
And came out with a little scratch, ooh
他们根本就没怎么伤到我
Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a Triple F.A.T. goose
好像我是拿着羽绒服打了一场枕头大战
Insanity, can it be vanity?
是疯狂，还是虚荣？
Where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm-and-leg amputee?
享受人棍这种扭曲幻想时人性又在哪里？
Straitjacket with a hundred and eight brackets
有108个托架的拘束衣
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
还有我背上捆了两圈的带子
Then they latch it; cut your fuckin' head off
然后他们抓住带子；砍掉你的脑袋
And ask where you're headed off to
然后问你上哪儿去了（脑袋去哪儿了）
Get it? "Headed off to?" Medic, this headache's awful!
听懂我这梗了吗？"Headed off to?"医生啊，我头疼得难受！
This anesthetic's pathetic, so is this diabetic waffle
这麻醉剂没用得很，糖尿病专供华夫饼也好难吃
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin' my hard taco
这条假胳膊还总是会把我硬了的卷饼捏碎

[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽
Here comes the rain and thunder now
雷雨交加
Nowhere to run, to run to now
无处可逃
I disappeared, don't wonder how
我已消失，别猜如何做到
Lookin' for me? I'm underground
想找到我？我在地下隐蔽

[Outro]
So, it wasn't a choice, it was "I had to do this."
所以，那不是个选择，而是“我不得不这样做”
And now I got 90 days clean
现在我已经戒瘾90天了
And uh, that's all I have to share, thanks
这就是我要分享的，谢谢
(Thanks for sharing, Brian
（Brian，谢谢你与大家分享
Is there anyone else who'd like to share this evening?)
还有别的人今晚想要分享点什么吗？“
Yeah, I got something to share:
我有点想要分享的：
"When you walked through the door you were queer to me
”当你走进来你看起来就很基
So come here, baby boy, just come here to me
来呀，宝贝男孩，过来到我这儿
You're a cock-boy, everybody wants you
你是个贱男孩，每个人都想要你
You're gayer than you would ever claim to
你比自己以为的还要基
I won't have to rape you
我都不用强奸你
So, homie, lay down, down, down
所以朋友，躺倒，倒，倒
Lay down, down, down
躺倒，倒，倒
Lay down, down, down, lay down, lay down."
躺倒，倒，倒，躺倒，躺倒
Where's everybody going?
大家怎么都走了？
This always went over real big in Gay-A
平时在Gay-A（谐音戒酒互助会的AA）这个很受欢迎的
Okay, wait, I got another one
好吧，等下，还有另一首
"I just love condoms and lots of cum."
“我喜欢套子还有好多好多的精液”
No? Well, shit!
也不喜欢？好吧，操他的