[intro]
I´m a plater
I said so at the door
And the plate gets slammed today, totally slammed, I´m a-

[verse 1]
On the backseat of a govase(?) is an albino monkey
That´s texting the main team if they need fetching
I´m seriously thirsty because of that sun
Fifteen minutes to a GT, and it drops like it´s the WTC

[verse 2]
Bouncer didn´t know my name
I fell for a way insincere (ah)
And paid myself sick
So into the VIP I´d get slipped in (ah)
It depends only on hundreds
Now the table´s full of frosties
Ah, by the end of the evening I´ll party without a shirt likе I´m in the Hunks

[verse 3]
I didn´t come for a couple, I down thе whole week at full
I sip that soup in that pace that I loose sight
Tip the bouncer even if I don´t even go in
(this last line I can´t hear so, rip)
[verse 4]
(this one is just incomprehensible, so, skip XD)
...
No, tonight is not the night that I sip water
Today we hit it, today I go hard
...
(some more unintelligible words)

[Chorus]
A plater, I said so at the door
And the plate gets slammed today, totally slammed
A plater, I said so at the door
And the plate gets slammed today, totally slammed

[verse 5]
Bass beat pumping, then drops a freestyle
I get totally plastered, it´s already a Tuesday
When we´re on the track, the meters are maxing
A pint in hand I lean on a monitor like Lenny Kravitz

[verse 6]
I go rarely, but when I go, I go like Senna did
On the track three hundred, like the sport´s biggest superstar
Too clean, like in a hospital
In a mad house, crazy partying
[verse 7]
(this guy is just a menace, I can´t understand him AT ALL)
...
Matchstick-flow, don´t play with it
Harder than others, fucking sixteen times
On a different level, can´t even compare
Places go upside down when I get thirsty

[verse 8]
I didn´t become a carpenter cos I handle plates better than alder (woo!)
So my stuff didn´t go to waste this time either, what the hell (huh?)
It´s so that today we down liquor, not ice water (no!)
And tomorrow equalizers, and pain meds, oh well

[Chorus 2]
I´m a plater, I said so at the door
And the plate gets slammed today, totally slammed
I´m a plater, I said so at the door
And the plate gets slammed today, totally slammed
I´m a plater, I said so at the door
And the plate gets slammed today, totally slammed

(sorry, this is a mess)