[Verse 1]
Underneath the crack
The toilet starts to leak
And I’m out of toilet paper
And I just need to wipe
All the toiletries are gone
And the showerhead is missing
It's okay to shout
Cause there’s no one here to hear me

[Chorus]
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm

[Verse 2]
The plumber just came by
He left a note for me
Saying “you have broken pipes”
And I start to fall to tears
As I try to call my mom
And I tell her bout my toilet
She says I eat junk
And I try to eat my feelings
[Chorus]
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass
Mmm-mmm
Something’s in my ass, yeah
Mmm-mmm