[Intro]
(Sounds of Struggle Duck)

[Verse 1: Grace]
Kelly, let's not go crazy with the drinks, okay?
Kelly, don't get too worked up with the drinks tonight
Kelly, don't force your fancy drinks on her
Kelly, let's not go overboard with the drink preparation
Maybe you'd like some juice or mineral water?
Kelly, we don't all share your infatuation with drinks
Kelly, you'd prefer a simple glass of soda, right?
Kelly, don't get too worked up with the drinks tonight

[Chorus: Grace, Robot]
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor

[Verse 2: Grace]
Kelly, yes, you don't need to push the fancy drinks tonight
Kelly, don't go crazy with the drinks
Kelly, don't get yourself worked up over the drinks
Kelly, you don't need to push the high class drinks thing on our guests
Kelly, you'd prefer a simple glass of soda, right?
Kelly, let's not go crazy with the drinks, okay?
Kelly, don't get too worked up with the drinks tonight
[Chorus: Grace, Robot]
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor

[Verse 3: Robot]
Smoking this green is making me dizzy
Investigating that big thicc dick with Izzy
This dick is my thanksgiving turkey
Put that shit so deep, it hurt me
Now Kelly's friends with Emilee
Now Kelly's starting to hee-hee
Now Kelly's putting her puss for sale
Now Kelly's doing shots with Gail

[Chorus: Grace, Robot]
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor (Kelly!)
One martini, two martini, three martini, four
Kelly got too drunk and passed out on the floor
[Outro: Grace]
Kelly, let's not go crazy with the drinks, okay?
Kelly, don't get too worked up with the drinks tonight
Kelly, don't force your fancy drinks on her
Kelly, let's not go overboard with the drink preparation
Maybe you'd like some juice or mineral water?
Kelly, we don't all share your infatuation with drinks
Kelly, you'd prefer a simple glass of soda, right?
Kelly...

(Silent sounds of Struggle Duck)