[Verse 1]
You think we should kill each other? Kill ourselves?
Get divorced? Get therapy?
If I knew we were gonna talk about marriage tonight
I'd have worked late at the office
You think Trip is cheating on me?
I'm cheating on Trip?
Vince who?
Maria who?

[Chorus 1]
How I should, I should get revenge
How I should, I should kill my husband
How I should, I should have more sex?
How I should, I should make art?
How I should, I should get revenge
Get revenge
Get revenge

[Verse 2]
You don't think we love each other?
Well you know half of all marriages end in divorce these days..
Wait, hold on! You think I'm depressed?
Afraid? Angry?
If I knew we were gonna talk about marriage tonight
I'd have stayed in bed
Ugh, why do you keep bring this up tonight?
This up tonight?
[Chorus 2]
How I should, I should kill my husband
How I should, I should have more sex?
How I should, I should make art?
How I should, I should get revenge
Get revenge
Get revenge
How I should, I should kill my husband
How I should, I should have more sex?
How I should, I should make art?
How I should, I should get revenge

[Bridge]
Ugh, why do you keep bring this up tonight?
This up tonight? This up tonight?
You think we should kill each other? Kill ourselves?
Get divorced? Get therapy?
You think Trip is cheating on me?
I'm cheating on Trip?
Vince who?
Maria who?
Kill my husband. Vince who?
Have more sex? Maria who?
Make art? Maria who?
Get revenge! Maria who?
[Chorus 3]
How I should, I should get revenge
How I should, I should kill my husband
How I should, I should have more sex?
How I should, I should make art?
How I should, I should get revenge
Get revenge
How I should, I should kill my husband
How I should, I should have more sex?
How I should, I should make art?
How I should, I should get revenge
Get revenge
How I should, I should kill my husband
How I should, I should have more sex?
How I should, I should make art?
How I should, I should get revenge