[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
The Merchant
Vs
The Happy Mask Salesman
Begin

[Verse 1 - The Merchant (Zawesome)]
Welcome, stranger! I see you're fixing to fail, stranger
What are buying? I've got a selection of
Goods and disses for sale, stranger
Oh, you wanna fire shots now? I'll pull the Glocks out
And leave this shot clown from Clock Town clocked out
Of all the salesmen I've seen, you're one I hardly pity
I save lives, you work door-to-door for Party City
You lost your precious mask to the unhinged Skull Kid
You must be the Ancient One, cause you move slow as shit
But you're no Fierce Deity, wise guy. Get out my eyesight
The death of this lowlife? I'll buy at a high price


[Verse 2 - The Happy Mask Salesman (Mr. Tibbs)]
Hello sir, welcome to the Happy Mask Shop
Put your gun down, I suggest you act calm
For you see, while I would love to trade disses
I see your grody bandana and I'm happy to do business
You're uglier than the redeads Leon gets off your back
On top of herbs and ammo, you look like you'd offer crack
So, are you just a Deku Scrub? I'd really like to know, sir
Two verses remaining, your doom rushes closer
[Verse 3 - The Merchant (Zawesome)]
You're the Angry Mask Salesman when rupees aren't seized
Don't try to force your pyramid scheme on me
Put the brunt on the brat cause in the end, you'll just vanish
You're a pussy! (ah!) Call it Labia Majora's Mask, bitch!
So fuck your toddler cries, I spit Ganado rhymes!
You want another ass-kicking? (ha!) Come back anytime

[Verse 4 - The Happy Mask Salesman (Mr. Tibbs)]
Dawn of the new verse, allow me to unmasked
I heard you bust that bum rap, you shouldn't have done that
You feel the depression? Well excuse me for showing aggression
You're just an infection but good job on COVID protection
Since the clocks hands first start turning
I've lugged this pack and worked for my earnings
Your blue torch will surely stop burning
Observe how I smirk when I'm murking this merchant!
The moon grows ever closer, I sense how you're feeling
Call this another Song of Unhealing
You've overstayed your residence
I'm afraid it's far too late with no more lines remaining
You've met a terrible fate

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Gridline Rap Battles!