Most haunted in the entire world
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[Verse 1]
This house the most haunted
No you don't want it
Been here for years
My career is scaring y'all
Dare y'all to come inside
Most stop by then go and hide
Lo and behold
I run this whole block on my own
For decades I shift walls and turn knobs
Make things disappear, y'all hear in the fall this year Halloween fell on the weekend
I broke a mirror pouring syrup in your ear while you're sleepin'
They say I'm indecent, a demon

Doll [?] can walk on its own

[Chorus]
Days like this, wish that I was there
Days like this, I wish that I was there
All I got left is kids to scare
All I got left is, kids here's a checklist
Floors that creak, doors that squeak
Life of a ghoul what doesn't lose or weep
I'm waiting for you dear
One day you will be near
But in the meantime I got a job to do here
I got a job to do here
Got a job to do here
Days like this, wish that I was there
All I got left is, kids to scare
[Verse 2]
In my lifetime your life was quite like mine
A regular guy, took it one day at a time
One day at the job, had an accident
I slipped, couldn't catch my fall, broke my leg and hip
The healthcare I had couldn't afford to pay it
The bills piled up, couldn't bear to face it
Took my own life, my job just got a replacement
Since then I've been here dwelling down in the basement
Scaring the shit out of y'all when y'all come through
My spirit's stuck here, what else could it come to?
What else could I go to?
My life is done, but in this afterlife I'm just tryna have a lil fun

Doll [?] can walk on its own

[Chorus]
Days like this, wish that I was there
Days like this, I wish that I was there
All I got left is kids to scare
All I got left is, kids here's a checklist
Floors that creak, doors that squeak
Life of a ghoul what doesn't lose or weep
I'm waiting for you dear
One day you will be near
But in the meantime I got a job to do here
I got a job to do here
Got a job to do here
Days like this, wish that I was there
All I got left is, kids to scare