Sharp lances, school dances, sharp lances, school dances
I am not tall enough to ride
Stratego libido, stratego libido
When will I take Finland in this game of risk?

Everything is a bummer
And summer will not bring me slumber
And I don't care if your Ampeg 8x10 is from 1973
Maybe if you kissed me less on the forehead
I could answer you
But maybe we're both meant to wear the costume

Maybe I'm just walking into houses made of bread
Isn't it sad?
Bring Shia down and make me into a waterbed
Just rest your head on my pancreas-ississippi christian born again
Into the wild without a tiger child
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