Jack Stauber
Gettin’ My Mom On
[Intro]
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na

[Verse 1]
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won’t poke me
Now you don’t poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh

[Chorus]
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa
Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” poster
(Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back)
(Listening to John Mayer, gettin’ my mom on)
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa
Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster
(Slip into JCPenney)
(Having a day sale, gettin’ my mom on)
(Woo!)
(Ah...)
[Verse 2]
Culinary perfection
I’m gonna lay out the PB&J while I’m walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that’s just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate (Oh, yeah)
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate

[Chorus]
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa
Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster
(Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back)
(Listening to John Mayer, gettin’ my mom on)
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster
(Slip into JCPenney)
(Having a day sale, gettin’ my mom on)
Uh!

[Chorus]
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster
(Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back)
(Listening to John Mayer, gettin’ my mom on)
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster
(Slip into JCPenney)
(Having a day sale, gettin’ my mom on)